FAQ
The program doesn’t work, the screen is all black and I only hear the sound.
This is not a bug! The game intentionally has no graphics - not even a visually rendered menu. This was a design decision intended to accentuate the mood.
The program seems to hang/crash when I try to register the Wiimotes...
There are still some issues when using the Wiimotes, especially on Windows. See the Download section for tips. We're working on the game to make it more robust, so keep checking back for updates.
Do I have to have Wiimotes to play?
No! The download also includes a version for basic keyboard.
But is the Wiimote version better?
It depends on what you’re looking for. Though the keyboard version lacks the physicality of the Wiimote version, it forces players together in a close and awkward proximity around the keyboard. Thus, in some ways the keyboard version is a more “provocative” party game.
Can I change the pacing of the game?
Yes, to some extent. Check out the config.txt settings file.
Can I choose my character?
No. This is intentional.
There's a bug in the game – sometimes I get a same-sex partner.
This is not a bug…
Can I play with myself?
Yes! The game supports a handy one-player mode.
Where did you get the voices from? Are they real or faked?
We’ll never tell…
Can I mod the game with m own voices?
Yes! Check out the README for more info. And if you make anything good, send it along and perhaps will post new sounds on the website as an expansion pack!
Dude, you’re game is totally unrealistic because…
Yes, we’re aware.
A sex rhythm game?! Are you perverts or something?
No, we’re just European. Well, most of us.
What's up next for Dark Room Sex Game?
We'll continue bug-fixing, of course. We also plan to release some "hidden characters" and levels, so check back in future weeks. Finally, the team has a diverse background, so we hope to translate the site/game into a number of different languages (Spanish, French, Italian, Chinese, Macedonian, Danish).
Are there any plans for a sequel?
Yes, “Revenge of the Uterus” will be released in approximately nine months, unless external circumstances force us to abort the effort.